A new column that College Lifestyles (TM) would like to introduce - College Lifestyles (TM) disses! Once a week, we will diss on something pertaining to etiquette, lifestyle, and nutrition!
College Lifestyles (TM) Disses - PDA at a Formal Restaurant!
Imagine this - your out to fantastic B-Day din-din with your favorite friends (or sorority sisters) and you look over because you are distracted by the noise of 'smack, smack, slurp.' In other words - serious PDA! And it's always the guys with the big gold watches, gold chains, and shirts half unbuttoned to expose chest hair. Icks! While sparks may fly during a lovely evening at a restaurant; please keep it down! No one wants to hear smooching! (Can we Rock of Love Charm School and yes, it was our director who heard the smoochies on her B-Day - even the waitress was blushing about it!)
If you or someone you know is in violation, please send your apology letters to College Lifestyles (TM).
(Taken from the presentation Where Have all the Ladies Gone).
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